Why is everyone so shocked that the blonde airhead heiress, Paris Hilton, is dirty dancing for her new man?

Isn’t it one of the less extrovert things we have witnessed the 28 year old socialite undertaking while in camera?

Has everyone forgotten the original sex video of 2004, ‘1 Night In Paris’? You know, the one that really pushed Hilton right into our faces, warts and all!

So now, as the sequel to ‘1 Night in Paris’, ‘1 Night in Cannes’, is  hitting the blogs we’re now even more aware of Paris’ ability to drop that little girl lost look and become a man eating sex kitten.

During her time at the Cannes Film Festival this week, Paris donned a tiny black number, and thankfully matching underwear, before she performed her sexy moves for her besotted boyfriend, 23 year old Doug Reinhardt.

But the site of Paris losing her inhibitions and exhibiting all her womanly wiles was too much for Doug who made a grab for, as he describes her, ‘my angel, my love, my other half and best friend. I never knew a love like this could exist.…’ and immediately demonstrated that love by exchanging DNA, very publicly, with Miss Hilton!

Obviously dizzy from the site of Hilton’s gyrating body, Reinhardt gushed, ‘I am so in love with my beautiful Princess Paris, the most incredible, amazing, drop dead gorgeous girl that’s ever lived.’

And its heating up to a ‘twittering’ mutual admiration society as Hilton enthused on her Twitter micro-blogging site ‘At my party at Club VIP! ‘Having the best time with the Sexiest Man on Earth! Loves it!

Looks like mummy Hilton should be checking out hats for the big occasion!