There are no words to describe the absolutely, overwhelming silence that hit the Yuddy office today when we were greeted with the stunning news that Hollywood’s most famous heirhead, Paris Hilton, had called it quits with the man we had all invested our time, money and interest in, as the fool who would finally take her off the dating market!

Drowning our sorrows in the soothing sounds of, ‘when I was young I never needed anyone, making love was just for fun, those days are gone’…….have left us all confounded! Stunned! Grief stricken, since a rep for Hilton told People magazine that Doug Reinhardt has pulled the plug on the six month relationship that has supplied enough fuel to launch a space mission, for all the gossip columns, celebrity blogs and magazines who have been all a-buzz with, that was rumored to be turning into the marriage of the year.

Just two weeks ago Doug was heard to be waxing very poetically about his lover saying stuff like, ‘my angel, my love, my other half and best friend. I never knew a love like this could exist.…’ and more nauseating junk like, ‘I am so in love with my beautiful Princess Paris, the most incredible, amazing, drop dead gorgeous girl that’s ever lived.’

Oh well, time for the 28 year old Hilton to move on to her next victim! Lets see, who’s available, Katie Price’s ex, Peter Andre, or Miley Cyrus’s ex, Justin Gaston…..oh there’s a slew of them out there for Paris to prey on!