Amy Winehouse has a new man in her life and she intends to spend the next 48 hours with her slobbery lips wrapped firmly around his neck! His name? Jack Daniels!

Rumour has it, \”Organizers have heard Miss Winehouse has ordered in an extremely large amount of Jack Daniel\’s, in fact a ridiculous amount that she and her team could not possibly consume during their short stay.”

The ‘short stay’ describes the 48 hour period Winehouse will be spending at the Isle of Wight Festival this weekend, or at least the organizers hope she will be spending there.

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Its official! Someone has finally come up with a line that will incorporate the words, Quantum of Solace’ and put it to music!

The people responsible for the task that has so many song writers, such as Amy Winehouse baffled (and lets face it she doesn’t need any more baffling!!!) are White Stripes front man Jack White and soul singer Alicia Keys. White, who wrote the song, also plays the drums on the track which is the first duet in the history of James Bond themes.

The pair have recorded the next Bond theme tune which has the title, read more ....

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Back in her homeland of England, Lily has scored a big hit with the new Mayor of London, Boris Johnson, in her bid to recruit as many of her celebrity pals in her fight against the recent outbreak of knife violence and murder in inner cities throughout the UK.

The 23 year old singer is planning to engage Amy Winehouse, Leona Lewis, Jay Z and the Sugababes in her crusade.

Lily’s comments on the her new role as crime fighter show she has thought it through and has an unusually mature attitude on the matter, “My thoughts are with read more ....

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We thought about blogging this article under Yuddy fashion, but with further debate we thought maybe we should create a section called ‘Hollywood Tramps!’

So with that in mind we pose the question, what on earth was Jake Gyllenhaal thinking when he donned this awful outfit for an evening out in London with his girlfriend Reese Witherspoon this week?

By the look on Reese’s face, she was as shocked as we were!

After seeing Jake’s wardrobe, did Reese pop off to Oxfam where she may have found something better than the clothes Jake had found at the landfill read more ....

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Amy Winehouse feels she has stood by long enough and taken all the knocks and slurs leveled at her over the past year so now she’s coming out fighting, literally.

And who can blame the tormented star?

First some weirdo at the UK’s Glastonbury music festival last month touched her signature beehive hair style, which really is out or order. Any man with half a brain knows you don’t risk putting your hands near such a creation as Amy’s beehive!

The incident occurred as Amy closed her set on the Pyramind Stage with a rendition of her biggest hit read more ....

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Bang goes Madonna’s ‘a nod’ (with regards to Buckingham Palace and an O.B.E) since her involvement with the New York Yankee Pankee baseball player, A-Rod, Alex Rodriguez.

You see, you can take the girl out of Michigan but you cant take Michigan out of the girl.

For the past few years the Material Girl has tried, ohhhh, so hard to become a part of British high society, buying herself a piece of prime real estate, Ashcombe House on the border of Wiltshire and Dorset, an apartment in SW1, not too far from Buck House itself and has even been read more ....

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