As if we don’t get enough of the self praising, bragging, ‘my cat’s blacker than your cat’, Kelly Ripa on our television screens already, we now hear that the masochistic producers of Dancing With The Stars have requested the pleasure of the skinny little insufferable, self-centered bia**ch’s gyrating body for the next series of the show.

Putting the viewing public through the emotional outbursts of talentless Denise Richards was hard enough to take but now we’re threatened with Ripa!

But its not all bad news. Ripa’s ‘saviour’ of a husband, Mark Consuelos, has declined the offer saying, “I’d rather read more ....

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There can be very few occasions during the history of his television career that anyone can remember witnessing Mr Nasty, Simon Cowell, being lost for words or even being made to eat his words, but that was the case two weeks ago when an unexpected talent rendered him speechless.

As Simon, and his side kicks, Piers Morgan and Amanda Holden sat on the panel of the UK TV show, Britain’s Got Talent, a slightly overweight, middle aged, unkempt lady wandered onto the stage and in a broad Scottish accent announced she wanted to be like Elaine Page.

The audience’s faces reflected read more ....

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Always as sharp as a tack, but sometimes completely missed with the speed of his delivery and reporting, Anderson Cooper really showed his humorous side last night while playing a round of verbal volleyball with Ryan Seacrest.

As Seacrest stood in for CNN host, Larry King, he conducted an interview with Nicole Richie, and at the same time he swapped compliments with Anderson on how the two tie their neck ties.

But Anderson seized the moment to introduce a very subtle innuendo as the conversation went as follows-:

Anderson to Seacrest, ‘That’s the biggest tie I’ve ever seen read more ....

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