Bye Bye now!

What an insult for one of the world’s reputedly most macho sportsmen, 24 year old Cristiano Ronaldo, to be referred to as a ‘sissy’ by Paris Hilton, a woman who has spent less time with him than it takes to work out a Rubik cube (well, maybe a few days longer for Ms Hilton).

But that appears to be the 28 year old heiress’s reasons for off loading the footballer who was recently valued at $80m as he was sent on his way from Manchester United, David Beckham’s former UK team, to Spain’s Real Madrid, where, being a read more ....

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There are no words to describe the absolutely, overwhelming silence that hit the Yuddy office today when we were greeted with the stunning news that Hollywood’s most famous heirhead, Paris Hilton, had called it quits with the man we had all invested our time, money and interest in, as the fool who would finally take her off the dating market!

Drowning our sorrows in the soothing sounds of, ‘when I was young I never needed anyone, making love was just for fun, those days are gone’…….have left us all confounded! Stunned! Grief stricken, since a rep for Hilton told read more ....

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Once again, the paps have got it all wrong about Paris Hilton, or so she says.

With reports that Miss Hilton, and her latest squeeze, Doug Reinhardt, were thrown off the yacht belonging to Elton John’s husband, David Furnish, due to over salacious behaviour, Paris quickly went into denial mode and told any decent reporter willing to print the truth, ‘I don’t know where they come up with these stories. That never happened. I was on my friend’s yacht and danced and had a great time. So wrong that people would make up such a trash story.”

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Why is everyone so shocked that the blonde airhead heiress, Paris Hilton, is dirty dancing for her new man?

Isn’t it one of the less extrovert things we have witnessed the 28 year old socialite undertaking while in camera?

Has everyone forgotten the original sex video of 2004, ‘1 Night In Paris’? You know, the one that really pushed Hilton right into our faces, warts and all!

So now, as the sequel to ‘1 Night in Paris’, ‘1 Night in Cannes’, is  hitting the blogs we’re now even more aware of Paris’ ability to drop that little girl lost look and read more ....

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