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June
2nd 2009
America Welcomes Another Dead Beat Brit, Amanda Holden!

Posted under Free for All UK & Heather Mills & Posh Spice & Sharon Osbourne & Jordan & Katie Price & Simon Cowell & Piers Morgan & Dannii Minogue & kelly brook & gordon ramsey

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When the Brits originally came to America for the first time way back in the 16th century and were eventually sent packing in 1776, who would have believed that less than 340 years later they’d be back, but this time, not arriving with generals, majors and royals, but by off loading all their talentless, meaningless bimbos on an unsuspecting, but what appears to be grateful, and excited American viewing public?

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So far the Brits have exported, Posh Spice, Heather Mills, Gordon Ramsey, Jordan, aka Katie Price and now the bottom of the heap, Amanda Holden.

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April
1st 2009
Gordon Ramsey Adds His own Ingredient to the Economic Melt Down

Posted under Free for All UK & gordon ramsey

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The arrogant, potty mouthed British chef, Gordon Ramsey, who has the audacity to ‘put down’ just about every restaurateur he encounters in the UK TV show, Ramsey’s Kitchen Nightmares, has in fact managed to ‘close down’ more than 60% of the businesses in which he meddled!

Single handedly, Ramsey has left 14 eateries owners destitute, desperate and in deep, deep debt.

Coupled with the bad advice given by the foul mouthed Ramsey, some restaurants have sited the chef’s bad reputation for their lack of patronage.

Owner Sue Ray said she was left homeless, jobless and saddled with £400,000 read more ....

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January
27th 2009
Paris Hilton May Not Be Right, But She’s Not Completely Wrong!

Posted under Free for All UK & Paris Hilton & Gordon Brown & gordon ramsey

paris 1.jpgSo everyone in the UK is laughing at the ‘former’ airhead heiress, Paris Hilton, as she announces that she thinks the British Prime Minister is Gordon……..Ramsey, when we all know its Gordon Brown.

But perhaps Miss Hilton is actually spot on with her reply and has actually got a good point. Maybe Ramsey should be Prime Minister, and with his culinary skills he could concoct a few recipes for getting the United Kingdom out of the financial quagmire in which it now finds itself, thanks to Mr Brown.

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While visiting the UK to find a new best friend the 27 read more ....

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January
6th 2009
Gordon Ramsey’s Fashion Nightmares!

Posted under Free for All UK & gordon ramsey

gordon ramsey.jpg We normally see the foul mouthed UK chef handing out advice to kitchen staff, soux chef, waitresses and restraunteurs but its about time someone gave him a taste of his own medicine when it comes to his appearance.

Dressed like a walking landfill site and looking more like a homeless person, and probably smelling the same way, the multi millionaire TV reality show host, Ramsey arrived in Los Angeles where he is about to make a new series of Kitchen Nightmares.

With a hairstyle that had been visited by the sleep gorilla clutching a bottle of peroxide, a crumpled shirt and read more ....

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October
27th 2008
Victoria Beckham is Great With Mincemeat!

Posted under Free for All UK & Victoria Beckham & Posh Spice & David Beckham & paul newman & gordon ramsey

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David Beckham is spicing up his marriage….. in the kitchen! Becks tells the world just where Posh Spice’s real talents lay saying, ‘she’s great with mince meat!

 

Like British cooking pal, Gordon Ramsey, David has ventured into the kitchen to launch his own range of food, (Paul Newman style????) and has revealed that he loves cooking although he doesn’t think he’s good at it. Becks told Showbiz AP, ‘I love doing the cooking. I’m not saying I’m any good but I like to do it. I cook and Victoria cooks. She’s great with mincemeat’. Maybe she should try eating some of read more ....

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