Archive for the 'Jordan' Category

June
2nd 2009
America Welcomes Another Dead Beat Brit, Amanda Holden!

Posted under : Free for All UK & Heather Mills & Posh Spice & Sharon Osbourne & Jordan & Katie Price & Simon Cowell & Piers Morgan & Dannii Minogue & kelly brook & gordon ramsey

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When the Brits originally came to America for the first time way back in the 16th century and were eventually sent packing in 1776, who would have believed that less than 340 years later they’d be back, but this time, not arriving with generals, majors and royals, but by off loading all their talentless, meaningless bimbos on an unsuspecting, but what appears to be grateful, and excited American viewing public?

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So far the Brits have exported, Posh Spice, Heather Mills, Gordon Ramsey, Jordan, aka Katie Price and now the bottom of the heap, Amanda Holden.

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November
4th 2008
Paris Hilton, Jordan and Lots of Pink Fluffy Nothing!

Posted under : Free for All UK & Jordan & Katie Price & Paris Hilton & Peter Andre

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It seems that all the hype, cash and emotional upheaval spent on Paris Hilton in an effort to find her a new best friend on the UK side of the Atlantic, could have been by-passed with a mere introduction to another air-head, Jordan.

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Paris met the glamour model Jordan, now known as Katie Price, at a night club in London while she was visiting London last month. Hilton immediately established a bond with the wife of Peter Andre and now wants to offer her services to Jordan to make her a hit stateside.

 

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August
5th 2008
Katie Price Remodels her Boobs But Needs to Soften Her Face!

Posted under : Free for All UK & Jordan & Katie Price & Elizabeth Taylor

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The British model, Jordan, who likes to reinvent herself almost on a weekly basis, from lingerie designer, to glamour model and then 2012 Olympic dressage competitor, has returned to the cosmetic surgery capitol of America, Los Angeles on her way to the Triangle Medical Building in Beverly Hills.

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This time Katie Price (another of her reinvents!) has decided to go under the knife yet again to remodel her more than voluptuous boobs.

But is the 30 year old ex Playboy cover girl concentrating on the mammary area of her body as a ploy to divert inquisitive eyes away from read more ....

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August
2nd 2008
Katie Price Rides Horses and Whips the Media!

Posted under : Free for All UK & Prince Charles & Jordan & Katie Price & Hugh Hefner & Peter Andre

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Jordan, aka, Katie Price may have a point when she criticizes the upper crust of the polo playing world, but maybe, just maybe, she could make a bit more of an effort, when not on the polo pitch, to be more accepted when she is!

In a letter on The Times’ comment pages Katie took aim and fired at the media for their discussion on her suitability to attend the Cartier Polo tournament.

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Okay, so Price arrives at the Cartier Polo International tournament, which is attended by HRH Prince Charles, dressed in the correct attire but the problem still read more ....

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July
28th 2008
Jordan Band From Horsy Celebrity Event!

Posted under : Free for All UK & Prince Charles & Jordan & Katie Price & Caprice & Rebecca Loos & kelly brook

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Jordan, aka Katie Price was quickly shown the exit yesterday at the Cartier International Polo match when she made a dash to the VIP area where other celebrities such as Rebecca Loos, Caprice and Kelly Brook had been welcomed only minutes before.

 

Undeterred Jordan then headed to the China White marquee where she attempted to book a £6,000 table only to be told that her presence wasn’t welcome there either.

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So why was Jordan refused entry when other equally tasteless celebs were welcomed? Apparently it was due to the fact that no one wanted her to be read more ....

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July
3rd 2008
Katie Price Gets the Oils Slicks of Brighton Beach!

Posted under : Free for All UK & Jordan & Katie Price & Gisele Bundchen & marisa Miller

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t’s a sad old day in the career of a model when the best location on offer to her is Brighton beach on the overcast south coast of England.

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But that’s the location Jordan, aka Katie Price was offered for her recent bikini photo shoot.

So the 30 year old ex model took time off from her new £2.5 million seven bedroom home in Surrey, where she lives with her husband, Peter Andre and her three children, Princess Tiáamii, 1, and Junior, 3 and Harvey, 6 and toddled down to the seaside to complete a photo shoot for OK! read more ....

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June
23rd 2008
Peter Andre and Jordan Have a Stable Diet of Sex!

Posted under : Free for All UK & Jordan & Hugh Hefner & Peter Andre

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Is Peter Andre about to become the UK’s answer to Hugh Hefner as he admits to all and sundry that he once found it so difficult to resist his gorgeous wife, Jordan, that he pounced on her while they were in the horses’ home, commonly known as a stable!

Luckily for Andre the horse wasn’t there at the time, ‘cos with Jordon’s sexual reputation who knows, maybe she (Katie Price) might have found a romp with an equine more appealing than being ’saddled’ with the has-been singer!

Peter told More magazine: “Kate always turns me on. She only has read more ....

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June
13th 2008
Jordan Does it Horsy Style!

Posted under : Free for All UK & Jordan & Katie Price

 

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What on earth has British Aristocracy come to! The old nag like Jordan aka Katie Price looks like she may have a pop at representing the UK in the 2012 Olympic team but Princess Anne’s daughter, Zara Phillips wont be attending due to horsy problems!

 

With a passion for dressage Jordan recently made her debut in the elitist sport and walked away with a rosette for her performance!

 

We assume it was a fully clothed performance, ‘on’ the horse!

 

Are those Shergar’s teeth she’s borrowed?

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June
4th 2008
Jordan’s Interested in Body Parts, Severed Of Course!

Posted under : Free for All UK & Jordan & Katie Price

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The person who refers to herself as a ‘model’, Jordan, has once again given the world an insight into just what turns her on. And for once its not sex!

Apparently, Katie Price, aka, Jordan, loves to read about serial killers such as the prolific murdering pair from Cromwell Road, Gloucester, Fred and Rosemary West.

Maybe its her penchant for replacement body parts that has her curiosity piquing at the thought of Fred dismembering his victims and having spare parts that could be recycled.

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April
10th 2008
Children! Dont Try this at Home..J K Rowling Pops Out!

Posted under : Free for All UK & Jordan & Katie Price & Janet Jackson & Justin Timbelake & J K Rowling

 

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Well what else would a publicist be hired for other than to keep those little parts of a woman’s body that often make a bid for freedom, strictly in line?

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That’s exactly the function that the Harry Potter writer, J K Rowling’s publicist did at the prestigious British Book Awards which were held last night at the posh Grosvenor hotel in London .

Mark Hutchinson anticipated that the purple satin dress worn by Miss Rowling was insufficiently constructed to support her ample bust line and being a complete gentleman, took the opportunity to protect his charge from an more read more ....

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