As Michelle Obama now finds herself in the public eye, as the first African American First Lady, and in a predominant position to constantly beat up anyone who will listen with the ‘slave stick’, she and the president have suddenly found the time to trace her ancestry back to the slave trade of the 1700’s.

On all accounts her great, great grandfather was a slave on a rice plantation in South Carolina who toiled in the relentless sun from dawn to dusk.

And to think, a guy up the road cant find out where his father was buried after he read more ....

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Barack Obama, Commander in Chief or comedian?

Grab yourself a colour chart and choose a nice shade of white or pastel. That’s the message from the man in The White House who is saying ‘yes we can’ and all with a bucket of white paint, or with some pretty ‘pastel shades!’

Now that must be what he meant when he said, ‘change’ is coming!

While North Korea carry out missile testing and Iran amass nuclear energy, Obama suggests we all busy ourselves painting our roofs white, which he will probably follow with a white paint stimulus package for all home maintenance read more ....

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By far the best view of Michelle Obama!

His book is called The Audacity of Hope! And now all Barack Obama can have the audacity to hope for is that, having presented, the wealthiest woman on the planet, a woman who has been on the British throne for 57 years, has raised 4 children and heads more than 13 countries throughout the world, with an iPod, he doesn’t end up in the Tower of London awaiting his beheading!

We know there’s a recession in progress, but how much cheaper could the Obamas get?

We’re ‘in’ with them Barack, great read more ....

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 Once again the Obama ego touched down in Airforce One today at London’s Stanstead airport where Barack Obama and his wife, Michelle disembarked on yet another jolly that saw them costing the recession struck American tax payers a huge bill for among, of all things, 8 personal assistants for the diva Michelle.

Why on earth does that women require 8 assistants? Oh yeah, we see!

Expecting to have, what the Obama’s seem to think is, tea, with Queen Elizabeth II, should prove an experience that will bring the Obamas back into line and somewhat douse their massive egos when they read more ....

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 As much as the name Michelle Obama creates the sensation of nails down a blackboard to a lot of people, there’s another woman who’s name produces instant nausea to the strongest stomachs among us. The wife of former Prime Minister Tony Blair, Cherie Blair.But Mrs Blair, 54, who is in as much of a position of power when it comes to giving advice on being the wife of her country’s leader, as Hillary Clinton, has taken it upon herself to offer her opinion on what makes a successful first lady to Michelle Obama!

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We wont hear the cry of, ‘racist’ after the legendary soul singer, Etta James, slammed into Beyonce Knowles and the somewhat beleaguered, new African/American President, Barack Obama, because Etta is also a black lady!

The 71 year old American blues, soul, R&B, rock & roll, gospel, jazz singe/songwriter, Etta, who’s trade mark song, At Last, was belted out as Barack and his First Lady wife, Michelle Obama smooched at the Inauguration Ball on January 20^th 2009, to the sounds of Knowles, has come out in total disapproval of the DreamGirl’s rendition of her song.Etta, who is a four time read more ....

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As the new First Couple, Barack Obama and wife Michelle Obama, smooched away the night with not a care in the world (that has yet to come!!!) don’t the photos just make you wanna sing……

The chimpanzees, in the zoos, do it,
Some courageous kangaroos do it,
Let’s do it, let’s fall in love.
I’m sure giraffes, on the sly, do it,
Heavy hippopotami do it,
Let’s do it, let’s fall in love.

Ain’t love grand? And no one could have said it better than Louis Armstrong!

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It’s taken a call from the highest man in the land to bring grief stricken Jennifer Hudson out of hiding, and even then its not a given!

Barack Obama has requested that Hudson, who is in hiding following the slaughter of her mother, nephew and brother in October 2008, should appear at his inauguration on January 20^th and would like her to perform the US national anthem for him as he is sworn in as the USA’s 44^th president.

Golden Globe winner, Jennifer hails from Chicago, the president elect’s senate seat before his election in November last year, and read more ....

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