Bye Bye now!

What an insult for one of the world’s reputedly most macho sportsmen, 24 year old Cristiano Ronaldo, to be referred to as a ‘sissy’ by Paris Hilton, a woman who has spent less time with him than it takes to work out a Rubik cube (well, maybe a few days longer for Ms Hilton).

But that appears to be the 28 year old heiress’s reasons for off loading the footballer who was recently valued at $80m as he was sent on his way from Manchester United, David Beckham’s former UK team, to Spain’s Real Madrid, where, being a read more ....

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Don’t you just love a guy with a ‘gentleman’s sponge bag’?

After dining at the famous Beso restaurant owned by Eva Longoria in Los Angeles, Cristiano Ronald, 24, was obviously feeling like a bit of a ‘desperate housewife’ as he attempted a touch of ‘one up man ship’ on every other metrosexual male in tinsel town, by clutching his own little little Gucci man-bag which also teamed up beautifully with his Gucci shoes and Gucci belt.

Ronaldo, apart from accessorizing himself with the odd heiress or two, has a well established penchant for eye-wateringly tight hotpants and a number of read more ....

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There are no words to describe the absolutely, overwhelming silence that hit the Yuddy office today when we were greeted with the stunning news that Hollywood’s most famous heirhead, Paris Hilton, had called it quits with the man we had all invested our time, money and interest in, as the fool who would finally take her off the dating market!

Drowning our sorrows in the soothing sounds of, ‘when I was young I never needed anyone, making love was just for fun, those days are gone’…….have left us all confounded! Stunned! Grief stricken, since a rep for Hilton told read more ....

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Once again, the paps have got it all wrong about Paris Hilton, or so she says.

With reports that Miss Hilton, and her latest squeeze, Doug Reinhardt, were thrown off the yacht belonging to Elton John’s husband, David Furnish, due to over salacious behaviour, Paris quickly went into denial mode and told any decent reporter willing to print the truth, ‘I don’t know where they come up with these stories. That never happened. I was on my friend’s yacht and danced and had a great time. So wrong that people would make up such a trash story.”

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Why is everyone so shocked that the blonde airhead heiress, Paris Hilton, is dirty dancing for her new man?

Isn’t it one of the less extrovert things we have witnessed the 28 year old socialite undertaking while in camera?

Has everyone forgotten the original sex video of 2004, ‘1 Night In Paris’? You know, the one that really pushed Hilton right into our faces, warts and all!

So now, as the sequel to ‘1 Night in Paris’, ‘1 Night in Cannes’, is  hitting the blogs we’re now even more aware of Paris’ ability to drop that little girl lost look and read more ....

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Under normal circumstance, when we use the term ‘ding-dong’ in reference to Paris Hilton, its usually in connection with her lack of intelligence, but now it seems we may hear it in relation to her intentions to tie the knot this summer with the new man in her life.

Rumours are abounding that Ms Hilton may soon be making a permanent commitment to her latest squeeze, professional baseball player, Doug Reinhardt.

And with Paris herself admitting that her intension is to marry Reinhardt, it merely serves to throw more fuel onto the fire of rumours, as the location of read more ....

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With the news that the dizzy blonde hotel heiress, Paris Hilton, was the woman who ignited the fight between Chris Brown and the Barbados born singer Rihanna on Sunday night, one can be certain that everyone will be jumping in and blaming the ex girlfriend of Benji Madden.

So Paris likes to flirt! But wait! If Brown and Rihanna’s relationship was that strong, could an innocent night of flirting at the pre-Grammy party really influence Brown’s aggressive outburst and attack on his 20 year old girlfriend?

Also consider the fact that Brown is alleged to have hit the Umbrella singer in read more ....

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So everyone in the UK is laughing at the ‘former’ airhead heiress, Paris Hilton, as she announces that she thinks the British Prime Minister is Gordon……..Ramsey, when we all know its Gordon Brown.

But perhaps Miss Hilton is actually spot on with her reply and has actually got a good point. Maybe Ramsey should be Prime Minister, and with his culinary skills he could concoct a few recipes for getting the United Kingdom out of the financial quagmire in which it now finds itself, thanks to Mr Brown.

While visiting the UK to find a new best friend the 27 read more ....

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Paris Hilton has lost it! No not that, she lost that years ago, but only twice! Her camera! She’s lost her camera! The one with all the New Year’s Eve photos she took in Sydney, Australia.

So keep your eyes peeled for anything new appearing on the Internet or Youtube.com, because that’s where Paris first made her big entry into the world of celebrity!

“She lost it in the chaos. It must have fallen out of her bag,” Bongo Virus publicist Karen Griffin said. She is disappointed as it has her personal photos of her visit on it. They read more ....

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Paris Hilton had obviously had enough of the icy slopes of Aspen over the Christmas period as she headed straight for the sunnier climes of Australia for the celebrations to greet the New Year, 2009.

Paris and her sister Nicky Hilton had been invited to ring in the New Year in Sydney at The Piano Rooms where Hilton is believed to have pocketed about $100,000 for her appearance.

But just to demonstrate a little new year benevolence, the American heiress is making good on a promise she made 2 years ago when she told Australia that she wanted to, read more ....

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