Archive for the 'Queen Elizabeth II' Category

May
5th 2009
Prince Charles Goes Into Battle For Our Planet!

Posted under Free for All UK & Daniel Craig & Prince Charles & Queen Elizabeth II & Harrison Ford & Prince William & Prince Harry & the dalai lama & robin williams & joss stone & pele

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Last week we saw Disney creating its first black princess and now we have YouTube brining us our first acting prince, in the form of Queen Elizabeth II’s son, Prince Charles

In a newly released broadcast on YouTube, and several other Internet sites, Great Britain’s Prince Charles is seen sitting, quite comfortably, beside a digitally enhanced frog in his latest bid to raise awareness of climate change on the planet.

Along with his two sons, Prince William and Prince Harry, Charles’ video also features The Dalai Lama, James Bond actor Daniel Craig, singer Joss Stone, funny man Robin Williams, read more ....

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April
1st 2009
Queen Elizabeth II Has An iPod! Just What She’s Always Wanted!

Posted under Free for All UK & Queen Elizabeth II & Prince Philip & Barack Obama & michelle obama

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By far the best view of Michelle Obama!

His book is called The Audacity of Hope! And now all Barack Obama can have the audacity to hope for is that, having presented, the wealthiest woman on the planet, a woman who has been on the British throne for 57 years, has raised 4 children and heads more than 13 countries throughout the world, with an iPod, he doesn’t end up in the Tower of London awaiting his beheading!

We know there’s a recession in progress, but how much cheaper could the Obamas get?

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We’re ‘in’ with them Barack, great read more ....

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March
31st 2009
Send In The Clowns: Barack and Michelle Obama to Visit Queen Elizabeth II

Posted under Free for All UK & Queen Elizabeth II & Barack Obama & michelle obama

 obama 2.jpgOnce again the Obama ego touched down in Airforce One today at London’s Stanstead airport where Barack Obama and his wife, Michelle disembarked on yet another jolly that saw them costing the recession struck American tax payers a huge bill for among, of all things, 8 personal assistants for the diva Michelle.

Why on earth does that women require 8 assistants? Oh yeah, we see!

Expecting to have, what the Obama’s seem to think is, tea, with Queen Elizabeth II, should prove an experience that will bring the Obamas back into line and somewhat douse their massive egos when they read more ....

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February
26th 2009
Jennifer Lopez Pushing Her Luck with Silver Cross!

Posted under Free for All UK & Prince Charles & Queen Elizabeth II & Jennifer Lopez & Marc Anthony & jennifr lopez

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Silver Cross, the pram of choice of the British Royal Family, and in particular Queen Elizabeth II, who was happy to push the future King of England around the grounds of Buckingham Palace in his, is being sued by none other than Jenny form the block, Jennifer Lopez.

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You’re going to make us rich, kids!

Yes, the Bronx born singer and her husband, Marc Anthony, who continue to use their birth of their twins as a money making machine, have filed a law suit against what is probably the most prestigious baby carriage company in the world, claiming the read more ....

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February
4th 2009
Will Queen Elizabeth II Reintroduce Slavery…..For Gollies?

Posted under Free for All UK & Queen Elizabeth II & Margaret Thatcher & Prince Harry

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There is a huge economic melt down being experienced in just about every corner of the world, families are being made homeless, there’s a constant threat of terrorism, innocent people being massacred by their thousands in Darfur but some petty minded ‘jobs worth’ has spotted that Queen Elizabeth II has, on sale in the store at her Norfolk, Sandringham estate, Golliwogs! Oh, my what will we do? 

golliwogs 002.JPG Having recently returned from a weeks break in a heavily black African/American populated area of America, New Orleans, I can confirm that among my souvenirs were two black faced Gollie dolls dressed in read more ....

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January
21st 2009
Cate Blanchett and Nicole Kidman Get Licked From Behind!

Posted under Free for All UK & Heath Ledger & Queen Elizabeth II & Nicole Kidman & Russell Crowe & cate blanchet & geoffrey rush

 oz stamps.jpgFor years now the Brits have been trying to lick the Aussie’s at just about anything they can, rugby, cricket, football, The Oscars, and now they really can lick the backsides of four of Australia’s biggest movie stars as the big country down under releases four new stamps.

With thousands of Brits visiting their Antipodean relatives on the other side of the world every year, there will be plenty of opportunities for them to get their tongues around a little bit of Oz!

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Cate Blanchett, Russell Crowe, Nicole Kidman and Geoffrey Rush have all been named the 2009 Australia Post read more ....

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December
26th 2008
Bruce Forsythe Needs an Honour? Keep Focused England!

Posted under Free for All UK & Queen Elizabeth II & bruce forsythe

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The United Kingdom teeters on the edge of the worst recession since 1939, hundreds of British troops struggle on a daily basis in the searing cold of the Afghan mountains maintaining law and order in a country that would see Al Qaeda blow up our trains and planes, children are dying at the hands of ruthless parents and blindsided social workers and some idiot is starting a campaign against Queen Elizabeth II if she doesn’t dole out a Knighthood to good old Brucie in the New Years Honours list.

Yes, Bruce Forsythe may be a British institution and a popular read more ....

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December
25th 2008
The UK Revolted By Mahmoud Ahmadinejad

Posted under Free for All UK & Queen Elizabeth II & Mahmoud Ahmadinejad & saddam hussein

 

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Finally the British people are standing up to the cancer-like rantings of Iran’s leader, Mahmoud Ahmadinejad as he attempts to spread his version of Islam into the very heart of what is prodominently a Christian country.

Queen Elizabeth II was due to be challenged in the TV ratings on Christmas Day, with her speech being delivered at its usual time slot of 3.00 pm, by Channel 4’s decision to broadcast an evil tirade by Iran’s tyrannical leader, Mahmoud Ahmadinejad. However, the ‘little dictator’s’ speech was moved to 7.15 pm following disapproval by the British public.

While British troops serve in Iraq read more ....

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December
22nd 2008
Is Prince William Following In Prince Charles’ Footsteps!

Posted under Free for All UK & Queen Elizabeth II & Princess Diana & Prince William & camila parker bowels

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Is it history repeating itself within the realms of the British Royal family?

Kate Middleton, who as been the constant companion and girlfriend of Prince Charles’s eldest son, Prince William, since their days at St Andrew’s university, is now hearing her mother expressing her concerns that the Prince may never marry her daughter.

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As with his father before him, William seems to be experiencing the same relationship problems as Charles. When The Prince of Wales met Camilla at a polo match in 1970 she became his girlfriend and he was said to have wanted to marry her but Camilla read more ....

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October
7th 2008
Will That Be All M’am? Helen Mirren Takes on a New Role!

Posted under Free for All UK & Keira Knightley & Helen Mirren & Queen Elizabeth II & simon le bon

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At 63, Helen Mirren holds the enviable accolade of having beaten Pirates of the Caribbean star Keria Knightley and Simon Le Bon’s model wife, Yasmin Le Bon to an award at the Inspiration for Women ceremony in London last night.
But Helen’s choice of outfit for the event left her looking more like a member of the catering staff than a celebrity. The long black dress and jacket she had chosen was overshadowed by the lacey panel that hung from under the bust line on the dress, resembling an apron.
But, with or without the bad choice of lacey read more ....

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