With her ‘cheque book’ writing pen firmly in hand Heather Mills is now convinced that she can be a writer of children’s stories, like Roald Dahl or J K Rowling or maybe even Walt Disney.

Well, she should be a great success based on all the fantasy stories she came up with in court last week when she managed to wangle $50 million from the former Beatle, Sir Paul McCartney.

Looking for yet another way to make money Mills’s ego has grown to such an extent that she thinks she can write.

Maybe she’ll need the money to pay Paul’s lawyer, Fiona Shackleton, should she take process dings against Mills for throwing water over her head after the court case last week.

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