It must have been like a scene out of Poltergeist as, without any prior warning, a kitchen cabinet took flight from a wall at the home of Kelly Osbourne and did what so many of us have wanted to do to her in past, smack the fat, talentless brat in the face!

But isn’t it great to see that the porky daughter of Sharon Osbourne didn’t lose her appetite after her brief encounter with the cabinet, as she leaves her home stuffing a nice big bag of junk food!

The Daily Mail newspaper reported that the 23 year old, who refers to herself as ’a singer’ had been house bound all over the Bank Holiday weekend due to a stomach bug, but once again, clearly it didn’t effect her ability to carry on stuffing her face.

But that wasn’t the only smack in the face that Ms Osbourne experienced this week. After believing that she could command the position, previously held by the beautiful Elizabeth Hurley, as the host of Project Catwalk, she’s now been dropped!

A spokesperson for the show attributed Osbourne being dropped to the decrease in viewing figures for the show saying, ‘We felt the series had come to a natural end and we’re now looking for some new female-skewed formats for the 8 pm slot to complement our success in the 9 pm and 10 pm hours.’

Bet she doesn’t get to host that!

ABB