Paris Hilton’s new movie, The Hottie and the Nottie left her feeling not so much like a Hottie when it was given a limited release in America this past weekend and served to show the ’limited’ talent of its star, Hilton and completely bombed in theatres, everywhere!

The movie was an instant flop and only grossed $9,000 which converts to approximately $76.00 per viewing. When reviewed by one Los Angeles newspaper it was referred to as, ‘a blot on even Paris Hilton’s dignity‘.

The concept of the movie, listed as a comedy, (we’re all laughing at its lack of success) is that that Hilton’s character, Cristabel, has found a new boyfriend but before she’ll date him he has to find a boyfriend for her ugly friend, June, played by Christine Lakin.

Socialite, Hilton, is said to be devastated (why? She’s failed at everything else!) at the US box office takings after she had been on a countrywide tour to promote the movie.

Maybe now Paris will realize she’s not a model, or an actress, or a singer or anything else that the general public will part with their hard earned money to see.

Get yourself to the job centre Paris!

ABB