As Robbie Williams clicks his heels together and heads home to relight his fire in the UK, his sister tells of his reasons for leaving the country that first made him a celebrity.

Robbie’s sister revealed, “Last time he lived in England he was so high-profile he could not get any peace. He was living in London and resorted to buying a flat on the 15th floor. It was like Alcatraz.”

So, like so many other celebrities who get far too big for their own good, 34 year old Williams thought he’d take himself off to the ‘land of the free and the home of the brave’, only to find the American‘s, don’t know who he is, they don’t want to know him, and couldn’t give a damn if he goes home.

With all that in mind Williams is heading back to the country that built him up to the status that saw him whinging about the publicity, only to try and rekindle his lost celebrity status by working on a new album and gradually nudging his way closer to reuniting with the old boys of Take That.

As Judy Garland said in the Wizard of Oz? ‘If I ever go looking for my heart’s desire again, I won’t look any further than my own backyard, because if it isn’t there, I never really lost it to begin with’.