Once again the Obama ego touched down in Airforce One today at London’s Stanstead airport where Barack Obama and his wife, Michelle disembarked on yet another jolly that saw them costing the recession struck American tax payers a huge bill for among, of all things, 8 personal assistants for the diva Michelle.

Why on earth does that women require 8 assistants? Oh yeah, we see!

Expecting to have, what the Obama’s seem to think is, tea, with Queen Elizabeth II, should prove an experience that will bring the Obamas back into line and somewhat douse their massive egos when they meet with real royalty and breeding.

So please, Shelle, a word of advice, however much it kills you not to be number one, no touching the Queen, speaking without being spoken to, no bare arms and certainly no rappin’!